FAQ

Do you have any riddles?

Everybody has it and everybody loses it. You can have too much of it but never enough of it. It’s always around but never seen. It’s more common than air and rarer than diamond. You can buy it but you can’t own it. It creates everything and destroys everything. It controls everything including the universe and your destiny. It knows where God came from.

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Do you believe in bigfoot?

The bigfoot learned from J.D. Salinger and Philip K Dick it’s just better to stay mysterious. The coelecanth and the goblin shark didn’t listen. They thought exposure would be great for their popularity, but where are they now?

What mythical creature do you wish was true?

Santa Clause.

What are your thoughts on the goldilocks enigma?

Just because we can’t see the extraterrestrial species that could warp through space time doesn’t mean they can’t see Earthlings whose crowning aeronautical accomplishment is landing on the nearest moon, if that.

If you weren’t writing, what would you be doing?

President of the United States.

What are you writing right now?

Ultrafication, and Precognitive Ultimatum of Minokori Scuttlesworth is being edited.

Who’s your favorite author?

Trinie Dalton, although I’ve never read anything by her for fear I’d start stalking her if I did.

Favorite songs?

Anything that deals with space, I automatically like. Another Race by Eiffel 65, Spaceman by Killers, Rocketman by Elton John, and I don’t know if Golden Skans by Klaxons has anything to do with space but it has the word “space” in it, so I have to assume it does.

Do you like any songs that don’t happen to deal with space?

Turn Me On by Kevin Lyttle.

What’s your number one pet peeve in songs?

The bait and switch, where it turns into a gospel song.

Examples?

Adele’s Rolling in the Deep and Natasha Bedingfield’s Unwritten.

Most regretful purchase?

Stargate SG-1 Seasons 1 and 2. Everybody told me it was the greatest show. When I went back to them and told them otherwise, they said season 3 is when it gets good.

Name a movie you thought was great on your first viewing but upon the second viewing, made you wonder what you were thinking.

Night at the Roxbury and Love Actually.

Most overrated movie?

Chinatown… Taxi Driver.

Most underrated movie?

Peggy Sue Got Married.

Favorite romantic comedy?

The Apartment with Jack Lemmon and Sabrina with Audrey Hepburn.

Most overrated TV show?

Lost Season 1.

Most underrated TV show?

Hibana: Spark.

Favorite TV show of all time?

Hibana: Spark, Smallville, Madmen, Laguna Beach.

Laguna Beach?

Pop masterpiece.

*the answer to the riddle is time.

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