JAPAN: An Agoraphobic Love Story
A science fiction writer in love with all things Japan is presented with a once-in-a-lifetime gift of visiting his dream city for the first time. Only problem is, he doesn’t want to. Here’s why.
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BANANA CHOCO PIE EXPLAINED
Dear Universe, your beloved author recently returned to Los Angeles, where he discovered to his ultimate surprise, that Choco Pie had diversified. “Where was Banana Flavored Choco Pie when I was five, six, seven years old?” he asked Mother. “Where was Banana Flavored Choco Pie when I was in LA for thirty years?”
Philip K Dick’s Most Underrated Novel
Ultra Kwon makes a strong case for a widely forgotten work by science fiction visionary Philip K Dick, but it doesn’t come without controversy.
Unpopular Opinion: Was Kurt Vonnegut Racist?
Dear Universe, your beloved author took Breakfast of Champions by Kurt Vonnegut on the road to Japan. Seems like an odd choice for travel reading, he realizes. Perhaps it would’ve been more suitable to take a Japanese book. But no, it seemed for whatever reason tantamount to reading the Holy Bible in Heaven.
Once Upon a Time in Cleveland
An unforgettable, heartwarming tale about a science fiction author’s migration from the desert island paradise of Los Angeles to the winter wonderland of Cleveland.
Sanrio Puroland Exclusive: Hello Kitty Apple Manju Cake
Critically acclaimed science fiction author Ultra Kwon tries Hello Kitty Apple Manju Cake from Sanrio Puroland.
Quest for the Mythical $3 Pie of Lyndhurst
After crashlanding on the quaint town of Lyndhurst, the enigmatic author embarks on a quest to uncover the mysteries surrounding his newly adopted town, not least of which are bargain […]
Fare Thee Well La La Land
Science fiction author Ultra Kwon relects on relocating from his hometown of Los Angeles to Cleveland.
The Next Book
Alas, the wait is almost over… PRECOGNITIVE ULTIMATUM OF MINOKORI SCUTTLESWORTH Minokori Scuttlesworth knows he’s the greatest writer of all time, but the rest of the world still lives in […]
Play Book Review
Pickles Reads lends her patented literary critique to Latency Paradox of Barret Trufflehard, calling it cool, rare, and awesome, among designating it as one of the best books of the year.
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